When my son sent me a picture of “beard lights“, I first thought it was one of those crazy joke sites. But no, it’s not.
And not only that, there are accompanying “beard ornaments“.
I’m not sure what to think of these. On the one hand it’s light-hearted and funny and the world needs as much laughter as it can get.
On the other hand, this stuff is r-i-d-i-c-u-l-o-u-s!
One thing is for sure, though: wearing these things will quickly become very, VERY annoying. For example, the ornament description says that there are 16 jingle bells, with a ‘very nice sound’. I’ve worn jewelry and shoe gizmos that make noise and I can assure you that the constant noise quickly causes your teeth to start clenching. I remember being in a department store Christmas shop several years ago and they had an ornament that made a bird sound. I absolutely love and adore bird noises – outside. If I had to listen to that fake bird all day I would eventually grab an axe and turned into a crazed killer, slashing at everyone within sight. OK, maybe I’m exaggerating just a bit, but it’s nerve wracking.