This funny quote is meant to bring a laugh to anyone who reads it. It might even be good for the classic "man cave". Then again, maybe not. :-)
FORMAT: black and white chart with symbols
FLOSS: 3 DMC colors
STITCHES: full cross stitches only, no back or half cross
SIZE: on 14 to the inch canvas, this pattern is 9.1" x 14.3"//centimeters: 23.1 x 36.3
For other sizes, use our cross stitch calculator:
PRINTING SIZE: this pattern is made to be printed on standard 8.5"x11" paper
List of floss colors with required amounts included.
THIS IS NOT A KIT!!! This is a pattern ONLY - floss and fabric are NOT included!
Please know that colors on monitors, tablets and phone often differ slightly from the 'real' colors of DMC so the shades may be a bit different.
This is an INSTANT DOWNLOAD so there is no shipment necessary.
REFUNDS AND EXCHANGES: since this is an instant download we do not offer refunds, but PLEASE let us know if you have any problems or concerns. We will work with you to make you happy.